Season 8 Episodes for Two and a Half Men
Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridges mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herbs. Meanwhile, Charlie decides its time to cut back on boozing.

Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndseys offer to move in with her.

Episode 3 - A Pudding Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlies house.

Episode 4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlies house after their home burns down.

Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Episode 6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Episode 7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlies girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Episode 8 - Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

Episode 9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes hes being stalked by Lyndseys ex husband.

Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Dont Stop
When Charlies ex girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

Episode 11 - Dead from the Waist Down
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppys Dead
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Episode 14 - Lookin for Japanese Subs
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass style stunts.

Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
While Charlie and Rose carry on their affair, Alans chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

Episode 16 - That Darn Priest
Rose and Alan discover each others secrets. Meanwhile, Charlies desperate to get some time alone with Rose.